Before I even begin this entry, I need to advertise a product. Behold!!!!! I give you...
...Smart Water:
It will kick you in the face for no reason. Why? Because it's enhanced with electrolytes!!! It says so right there on the bottle, and it gives me the power I need to effectively kick ass and chew bubble gum (oh, if only there were such a thing as Smart Bubble Gum). We stopped at a gas station in Nevada that didn't have any, but I was now smart enough to handle that problem:
This is me emptying a bottle of regular, mundane water into an old Smart Water bottle. Problem fixed. I rule.
Now that that's out of the way, I can move on to day three of our jaunt to sunny CA.
We went to the beach!!! It was so cool. There were big outcroppings of rocks to climb:
I really want to make a parody of the
South Park joke and put "Atheism +1" at the bottom of this picture.
There were also rocks out in the ocean:
There was also a cool cave, but I don't have any stellar pictures of that yet. I will post them when I do.
We also saw Sea Lions!!
We culminated the day on the sea by eating massive portions of sushi (Ryan even tried some hot Saki, that drunkard). I found cool rocks and crap for mom, it was epic.
I'm learning a lot here. It's really been an eye-opening experience. This area really is like a whole other world ($120 gets you a medical marijuana permit, which enables you to have up to three pounds of the stuff on you at any given time - compare that to everywhere else, where a few ounces gets you a significant amount of jail time) that, while amazing, is not without some real philosophical flaws. I'm going to do a full recap about questions I've had to ask and things I've learned when all this is over.
'til next blog.
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If you parody that South Park episode, you will be my hero.